Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Spring fever and outdoor projects



The time has changed. The weather is looking good . . . cool mornings and warm afternoons. Everywhere the signs of spring are springing forth and most of us have a touch of spring fever. I’m ready to get out into the good old outdoors and do stuff. This past weekend was just too gorgeous to stay inside, so I went on an adventure. I visited a friend’s family chicken farm of years gone by. We puttered around in the yard.
I checked out an old outhouse (not literally). An old store that provided staples for the farm hands caught my eye. I dug up some flowers and trees to take back to my place. Feeling a bit faint from all the work, I found an old lawn chair to sit a spell and catch my breath.
While I was catching my breath, I commencest (not sure that’s a word, but it works here) to thinking back a few years when I got this bright idea to build a water garden and fishpond. Let me share the experience with you . . .
I finished setting up a water garden and fishpond I had started back before Easter. And, in the process, I discovered I might be allergic to digging ditches. I noticed every time I picked up a shovel, my back began to hurt. I believe there’s a connection.
But, after digging the hole three times, I finally got the thing right. Seemed like every time I got the hole dug, it would rain and fill it up with dirt. The problems could have been because of the printed directions accompanying the pool stuff.
After all my years, I have discovered it does pay to adhere to the directions, at least sometimes. It seems I was supposed to dig the hole, set the pool in, fill with water, and add sand around the pool. Well, I didn’t do that, exactly. I dug the hole, set the pool in, added sand, and waited until I returned from a Texas visit to add water. I didn’t want the fish to croak while I was gone. I also didn’t count on a big rain. When I returned home, my lovely pool was setting catty wampus in a hole filled with water. Back to the drawing board.
I drained the water hole, bucket by bucket. And, then followed the printed guidelines as to how to properly install a fishpond.
After doing it the right way, my pond was in place and the home to a couple of fish. I decided to start small. It made more sense. If those two lived, I’d add more. And, if they didn’t, it was better and cheaper to kill only two as opposed to a whole school.
I added rocks around the pond, to give it that natural look. That was another adventure. Buying rocks seemed a little odd to me, and buying them by the pound seemed even odder. It’s kind of like buying water by the bottle. Who would ever thought a person would pay hard earned money for rocks by the pound or water by the bottle.
I soon discovered I would have to take out a loan on my house to pay for the rocks to put around this little pond. The guys at the rock store are not my friends. They tend to frown when I made them weigh the rocks, adding one at a time to the scale. And, they simply hated it when I would come back and asked for $3 worth of rocks.
Being the thrifty person I am, I decided to take things into my own hands. I’d make my own rocks. I bought the forms and the ready to mix cement. I even followed the printed directions. Add six pints of water to 80 pounds of mix. Now, we all know that just don’t seem right. The stones fell apart. They crumbled in my hands . . . Dust to dust.
Not to be defeated, I decided to ‘bust’ up concrete blocks and make little stones.
Pain has a way of swaying one’s decision. In the process of moving one of the big blocks, I somehow hung my big toe nail. After nearly ripping the dang thing off, I promptly discarded this bright idea. As a matter of fact, while laying in the backyard writhing in pain, I gave serious thought to filling the entire pond in with dirt and calling it a planter.
I re-thought the plan. A few plants here, a little Monkey grass there, a rock or two strategically placed, and a few fake water lilies gave my pond a natural as it’s gonna get look.
Then, with my pond complete, I sat on my deck, my purple toe propped high in the air, watching the little fishes swim, listening to the bubbling water, sipping on a glass of tea, and thinking all was well in my Corner of the World, again.
Wow, with memories like that I think it best if I keep my outdoor projects simple. Better yet, I think I’ll just take up fishing.

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